*Has Some Fun*

*He reaches down in the bloody mess*

*And removes, from the bloody mess a(n)*

*bolt*

*That he uses to reattach severed ear to the outside of his helmet.*

*which falls off again*

*He reaches in his bag for some duct tape to reattach his ear*

*Tapes ear in place... vies for revenge*

*in a rage he attacks a ......*

*grunt that was just about to...*

*run away, when out of nowhere...*

*an african swallow snatches NOTW before he makes his fatal blow.*

*King Arthur stands in amazement, He thought the African swallow could only carry coconuts.*

*It was only then that Bravely Bold Sir Robin of Camelot shot an arrow at the fleeing swallow only to miss horribly and peirces NOTW's Left leg. Robin was afraid to die so he ran away - all the while claiming, "I didn't."*

*Bleeding, NOTW decides to slash at the bird.*

*Using his ultra combat skills, he successfully disengages himself from the swallow... only to find himself...*

*falling Down into the depths of.....*

*the sea, where a prehistoric sea monster awaits...*

*The Beast swallows Notw and ....*

*quickly digests the helmet armor and regurgitates a flimsy piece of cartillage that a little boy discovered to be an ear*

*The little boy takes the ear to the hermit who lives up the mountain. The hermit then tells him...*

*Boy, you have quite the treasure in your possesion. I'd hate it if you were to lose it on your way down.*

*While returning down the mountain, the young boy is attacked by a creature so ugly. It is known as....*

*Gollum. Gollum sees the ear and decides it is more precious than that stupid ring, so he abandons his quest to get back the ring and steals the ear as the boy dumbfoundedly looks on.*

*Sméagol then tries to take the ear back to NOTW*