Question & Answer

(Correct...)

Good one. very difficult.


You'll sentence me to six years in prison.

If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.




Four jolly men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts.
Now, not one has lost and all have gained -
Tell me now, this can you explain?

Hmm, they never said what the gained, so it could be pennies that somebody has "gained." But now I'm just grasping at sand.

Is the following sentence true, or false? This sentence is false.

(incorrect) It's a string quartet

"Is the following sentence true, or false? This sentence is false."

Been thinking about it, the answer is neither true nor false. Its a tough one.


If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

Neither, a rooster can't have eggs.

Why does life go all they way from the best it has ever been, to extremely disappointing several times a day throughout all these weeks?

because every high has a crash

why isnt homework easier?

Because some teachers just love being mean.

(I had this art history teacher that told us at the beginning of the semester, if we don't miss a single class and we are never late, she'll add 1 point to our grade at the end of the semester. A WHOLE POINT!!! woo hoo. I was purposely late to the next class just so I wouldn't have an anxiety attack every day trying to be on time etc. Not only did we have to take lecture notes, but book notes as well - THEY WERE THE SAME THING!!!! and we had to turn in the notebooks every two weeks to verify that we were taking notes. -and I had her for two straight semesters... AHHHH. But the Lord pulled me through this class. w00t.)

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?

HAHAHA I'll have to try that with my kids.

Put the newspaper under a door, and have them stand, each on one side of the door.



What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?

the kind that aren't found in the ocean

what question should i ask next?

(INCORRECT) Dry ones.

When does school start?

last thursday

should i get a new webcam? cause the one im using now makes a static noise after about a minute when im talking to my friend in TN

Depends...

Can you afford a new one?

Nope.

Who is your favorite actor/actress?

Richard Deen Anderson...also know as Jack on STARGATE!! or Harrison Ford also know as Han Solo from starwars!

what is your favorite smiley on THIS website

What is your favorite type of car?

...at the moment, a motorcycle! lol

Who is your favorite comedian?

Mark Lowry

What do you call a Fish without an eye?

um... "fsh"?

Why are the northern lights so fascinating?

No way to explain the except--GOD

What is the tallest mountain in the world?

Mt. Everest?

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

Two halves of a crumb.

If I was here, what would be your reaction?(IM HERE NOW! )

WOW, How did you fit in the computer?

What is my favorite pro football team?

hmmm......The chiefs? In the W.F.L.E.?

Why was football created?

wrong team.
For the enjoyment of the public.

Why is the primary color of a Zebra?

White, there is more white.

Why do you hit the wrong keys?

I Can't read. I have Dyslexia. (not really)

Why you have to pick on me?