Corrupt A Wish

Another simple game. I make a wish, and you find someway to corrupt it.

I wish the neighborhood dogs on our front porch would leave already.

Granted, but they return with...



A mad barbarian!!! Arrghh!!!

I wish you'd host an image...

~MBM

Granted, but it's this image!


I wish this site was simpler.

Granted, but it can't be done.

I wish is could be done...

Granted, but I turn your "it" into an "IS" AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

I wish other's would come to this forum...

Granted... Where are they???

I wish for this:



~MBM

Granted, buy you can only afford this:


I wish I could sell my car faster.

Granted, but it smells funny to the buyer.

Why didn't I take my Vyvanse today?

~MBM

Because your too cool for that kind of stuff.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, *gives push off of the Grand Canyon*

I wish nobody injures themselves tomorrow lighting fireworks.

Granted, *prays*. I don't do fireworks anyways; seeing as I'm not even from your country. We burn American flags instead...lol j/k......... Ew... even I found that in bad taste...

I wish someone could recommend a state for my family's Welcome to America Family Road Trip.

~MBM

Granted. Kansas!

I wish that I had more time to play...

P.S. I thought your joke was in good taste.

If I could grant that, then I would; but I'm not your parents (or am I?)

I wish for more Gatorade, I'm out.

~MBM

Granted, put it's red.

I wish that news guy wouldn't have just said, "Thar she blew!" when talking about a van blowing up from an acetylene leak. O.o

Granted?

Why has Eledor been avoiding me?

( you asked a Question and not a wish )

i wish i had a coloured name

Granted, but you only get one when you've posted 20 times.

I wish that I was awake.

granted... but it deprives you from sleep

i wish that vending machine game was up here

Granted.

I wish that I didn't have to go.

granted, you did go though... didnt you?

i wish my gf family would stop bickering behind my back and tell me their problem!

Granted, but then your family starts bickering behind your back.

I wish I had some 2% milk that is entirely processed, isn't laced with poison, isn't spoiled, and isn't frozen.

Granted, but it was labeled wrong and now you're drinking Whole.

I wish milk didn't spoil so fast.

Well, it is the very high moisture content, along with the abundant supply of nutrients (so that bacteria can eat and grow!). The pH value of milk is 6.7; this means that it is slightly acidic, but very close to being neutral. On top of all these reasons, if the temperature is just right (25-38 C happens to be the most suitable temperature range for bacteria to thrive), milk will spoil fast. The bacteria or micro-organisms in milk belong to three categories; those that spoil the milk, those that cause infections and diseases in humans, and those that bring about natural fermentation (for example, those involved in converting milk to curd). If the milk is spoiled, we do not consume it. So, we do not have to worry about these bacteria causing
infections in us. But what about bacteria in good milk? Before 1930s, milk and milk products were the most important vehicles of diseases such as typhoid, tuberculosis and diptheria. As you all know, we can protect ourselves against this problem by pasteurization of milk.

*Sick laugh*

Will Bungie show their new game tomorrow?

that is question.. not a wish

i wish bungie would show their new game tomorow

Granted, Only to not reveal anything.



I Wish I had some cookies.