*Has Some Fun*

*Not realizing his own strength, Notwa forgets how heavy the rubble was. Not wishing to see the impending doom falling upon llama, Notwa quickly prays for a miracle*

*BOOM*

*All of a sudden, Chuck Norris comes in and stops it with his finger*

*Notwa picks himself up after ROFL. He then asks Chuck, "How did you do that?"*

Chuck answers, "Special effects! Duh!". and with that said and done, Chuck Norris dissipates to dust because he was just shot by evil midnight's "dude to dust" gun!*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Spinning around, Notwa see's Midnight aim her gun at the returning R2D2! Not knowing what to do, he falls to the floor in the fetal position asking God for another miracle*

*And amazingly, Chuck Norris becomes a dude again! He grabs midnight's gun and shoots her with it!....But to no avail, because Midnight isn't a dude, she is a dudess.*

*The bullets rebound off their intended target and lodge themselves into Chuck's bodacious biceps. HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!??!*

*Chuck Norris is vaporized again!! NOOOO!!! with breath taking speed llama runs away to leave NOTWA with the evil countess midnight.*

* With nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide, NOTWA does the unthinkable... he plays dead and hopes she doesn't notice and goes away.*

*then llama returns with a box of jelly filled donuts(the LARGE kind) to help notwa get his strength back up!....but, alas, the llama thought notwa was dead.

So, being a natural animal/pig, he ate them all by himself.*

I love stories with happy ending!

*Three hundred years pass and everyone forgets that incredible story.

...but umbeknownst to all, a new one was just about to begin because Count-I'm-So-Evil broke out of prison and built himself a giant robot army!!!!!*

*"YAY FOR COUNT-I'M-SO-EVIL-I'M-AWESOME!" they shouted! Not knowing that NOTWA would soon be OF THIS WORLD[i][u]*

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN.

*Lord Towel Enters The Room, He sets up his sunbed and goes to sleep*

*While Lord Towel is sleeping, llama sneaks over and eats the sunbed!!!*

*Lord Towel angry at the llama storms off in a rage, under his breath he wispers "ill be back"*

lol

*And since llama doesn't know English, he thinks the command is to stay where he is.*

*Lord Towel returns from his trip, shotgun in hand*

*The llama thinks it is a double cigar and tries to smoke it.*

*Lord Towel lays down and sleeps*

*Llama then eats his hair and it tastes YUMMY!*

*Witnessing the weirdness, Notwa makes his move and grabs the shotgun. He reaches into Llama's mouth and takes some of the saliva-soaked Lord Towel hair and proceeds to go trigger happy on the mound with the shotty.*

*WOO HOO!!! KA-BLAM!!! WOO HOO KA-BLAM*

*Seeing his llama suit is blown to bits, ant man crawls up NOTWA's leg and bites him.*

*waking up from his sleep, lord towel finds his hair missing, he then sets to work on a ant and llama replent gun*

*Meanwhile, Notwa just then feels the bite of ant man and he runs straight of a cliff just like a lemming... screaming the whole way*

*Lord Towel has regained his sanity, and starts playing xbox*