Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but a million ants storm you house and steal your cookie before you have a chance to kill them.

I wish I wouldn't get bit by ants anymore on my Dog walks.

Granted, but now you have to carry your dog on walks.


I wish Cookie didn't break his toe.

Granted, but you stub yours. (sorry to hear that)

I wish I had more time to play Civ Rev. right now.

Granted, but you hate the game and wasted all your money purchasing it.

I wish I knew the purpose of this: smiley.

Granted, but you learn that there is no purpose cept to confuse you.

I wish Chief would throw a lateral pass to me and give me a turn running with the ball.

granted, but you get tackled right away.



I wish someone was on to chat with.

Granted, but he it's not to chat with you. You never specified who would be talking to whom.

I wish Michael (Eledor) was a more common scene on here.

Granted, but I like our Bnet site better.

I wish I could transport the garden gnome all the way to the rocket in Half-Life 2: Episode 2.

ok...i have no idea what that is but your wish will never come ture!!!

MAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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i wish there to be no school

Granted, but then we are all pin-heads and wish wisely there was school again.

I wish people didn't unappreciate (not a word?) school. :<

Granted... so they appreciate unschool. (another un-word) lol

I wish I'd stop watching the video at www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Granted, but now you don't get to here... "Badger, badger, badger... Mushroom, Mushroom... Ahhh, It's a snake!" LoL.

I wish I know how to use this site better.

Knew

I wish he wrote that correctly.

Granted, but then the world ends.

I wish we had a party... :clubbin:

Granted, but you can't come.

I wish CUG could have a party.

Granted, but you couldn't make it.

I wish I had the Kitchen done already.

Granted, but you forgot to run the electrical wires through the wall, so you have to tear down the wall and start over.

I wish SuperBowl commercials were funnier.

Granted, but they become less common.

I wish I was some where else. . .

Granted, but your in Death Valley.


I wish Farve would have stayed retired

Granted, but I have no idea who Farve is so I retire the wrong person.

I wish my family wasn't so strict on having their own food.

granted, but you may no longer leave the house

i wish i could control time

Granted, but then you can't control your destiny.

I wish I just bought a box of 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts to share with the CUG. Yum FTW.

Granted, but you ate them all. That wasn't very nice


I wish NOTW would have shared his doughnuts.

Granted, but each doughnut has been 1/2 eaten!

I wish you'd all be content with 1/2 a doughnut. (sheesh)

Granted, but then you would only have eaten half the doughnuts.

I wish that I didn't have to do any work sometimes.