Corrupt A Wish

Wherever the family goes.

What age are you looking forward to reach the most and why?

Not sure.

Why has corrupt a wish thread turned into Q&A?

Anyways.

I wish for cake

oops, I think somebody got me all switched up... wink wink, nudge nudge.

Granted, but I eat half of it... thanks! yum

I wish people would drink more water than soda.

granted, but soda is technically water, so they would drink even more of it.

I wish I could corrupt your wish.

granted, I need to make one first.

I wish I could work harder, listen more, learn more, make more money, and become a better person.

Granted, but you become so busy that you don't have time for this anymore...

I wish Thursday we're here already... (My 25th BIRTHDAY!!!! WOO HOO!!!)

granted, your one step closer to old age. :}

I'm cruel, I know...

Unwishes your cruelness... hahaha corrupt that!

I wish green chili wasn't so stinkin' hot.

granted, it's so cold you tongue freezes to it forever!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I knew what I was feeling towards someone...

Granted, but it feels like peanut butter and jelly.

I wish I could stop getting these darned tension spots in my back... Needs a good massage.

granted, your massage involves a sledgehammer.

I wish I was on here more often. :'(

Um... can't corrupt such a good wish as that!

I wish I could corrupt it.

granted, I corrupt your corruption.

I wish I new the meaning of cheesecake.

Granted, but you get confused and enjoy cake more than pie.

I wish the heater in my office wasn't broken... brrrrrrrrrrr.

Granted, but it's now turned up to 100 Degree C, and your cup of water evapourates.

I wish airplanes served good food.

granted, they run out of food.

I wish I didn't have to *figures freeze*

granted... so I replace your keyboard with an older one.

I wish I didn't get cavities at my last dentist appointment.

granted, he pulled all your teeth out instead.

I wish I spelled fhingurrs correctly.

Granted... but only for 5 minutes.

I wish February was here.

granted, it's here and you realize you have lost over 6 months of your life.

I wish you didn't edit my post

Granted... but then it wouldn't corrupt the corrupted wish.

I wish the Pillsbury Doughboy would stop giggling when his stomach gets pushed... it's creeping me out.

granted, he laughs evilly and shoots them with a bazooka instead.

I wish my for world peace.

Wait a second...that will come...

I wish for a giant HAMBURGERZ!!!!

Granted... but can I haz cheesburger?

Yes, as long as you give it to me

I wish I for TEH COOKIEZ.

You can have a cookie now